Eric Mangini photo courtesy of Jeff Zelevansky
In light of recent league developments and because the guy was a waste of a tenure here in New Jersey, I give you Ten Reasons Why I Hate Eric Mangini.
1. He is associated with Bill Belichick. Anybody who is associated with the Hoodie should not be trusted… ever.
2. His record with the Jets was 23-25 with a total of zero playoff wins. The Jets also never won the AFC East in the three years Mangini coached the Jets.
3. The guy has the personality of very, very dry dog poo.
4. Because of him the Jets just got fined $75,000 and GM Mike (we love him as long as the Franchez is playing good) Tannenbaum $25,000. I refuse to even mention the guy wearing number four for the Vikings, so I blame it all on Man-eats to much-never smiles-and isn’t really a good coach-ni.
5. His nickname was “The Penguin”, one of the worst Batman characters ever portrayed on the big screen. Give me a coach who players refer to as “The Joker” and you give me a coach I can respect.
6. Cleveland? Wouldn’t it have been better if the Mangenius just sat out for a year? Cleveland is coaching purgatory, and then it snows.
7. He ratted out his mentor. In New Jersey we don’t take kindly to rats.
8. Under the watch of the Manfool the Jets let Chad Pennington lead the Miami Dolphins to the playoffs. He should not be allowed to travel through New York anymore because of that.
9. Without the Hoodie and Brady he hasn’t done a thing.
10. At least Rex Ryan talks trash, and Herm gave us “you play to win the games”, Mangini is the least memorable in a line of forgettable figures in Gang Green’s history.
September 16th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
Priceless!
Being from Cleveland, I am partial to number 6:
6. Cleveland? Wouldn’t it have been better if the Mangenius just sat out for a year? Cleveland is coaching purgatory, and then it snows
YES.. AND THEN IT SNOWS… and snows and snows and snows!!
It’s been a rough day for Mangini here on GCS
September 16th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
I’m surprised you didn’t call him ‘mangina’ in the part about throwing the hoodie under the bus.